Hi, My name is Theis, I am 25, and I am single. I like long walks home from work, cooking for other people, Terret's syndrome, Baliene whales, B A N A N A S, and Shania Twain. I hate birds singing, balloons, bells ringing, children laughing, cats, clowns, horses in the circus, safari's with sealions, tuesdays, and many, many other things.